Autonomic Bodily Functions Lead to Entrepreneurial Failure

The last 3 years of my life I have spent avoiding the required Entrepreneurship 311 class at my college. The class is renowned for being terribly unbearable, and the bulk of this opinion is attributed to the weasely, power-hungry professor, Dr. Peter Hackburt. But alas! Time, the dirty whore, has caught up to me, and I now find all of the horrors I dreamt of have been realized. HE STOPPED CLASS 3 TIMES TO REPRIMAND PEOPLE FOR YAWNING! It is, after all, contagious, so when you yawn, you are bothering others by consequently causing them to yawn.

This weekend I am hitching a ride to San Jose with this random guy I have never met. I didn’t think anything of it, but several people have been like “Uh…Good idea. Have fun bleeding to death in a ditch.” I am pretty sure it will be fine, but just in case, if this is the last blog entry you ever read on this site, please call the police and tell them that Thomas from SNC murdered me. The weekend should be pretty fun. I get to visit Jamie and Andrew, and probably go around and do cheesey wedding errands. (Girlish sigh). I want to have a wedding. Not a marriage, mind you, a wedding. Anybody want to marry me? I forgot, Ed is too gay to marry me. Alan? Nudge, wink. I am a great cook, a decent seamstress, and a phenomenal lover!! If you are fast to respond we might be able to go Brady Bunch style and do a double wedding.