I have a small penis this week
I got blatantly rejected by a boy I really like on Sunday, so I have been wandering around like a sappy little bitch for 3 days feeling bad about myself. Luckily I have my ever-so confidence-building job at Subway to consume all my time, and make me feel like a winner to counter such impotent feelings.
Today I am feeling a lot better, but I gotta say, rejection thoroughly sucks. He had seemed really interested--that is to say he didn't start UP AND RUNNING LIKE ALAN and the weird girl at the club! ha. That was a good story...Anyways, I am off to buy acne cream and a few cats. Bye.

1 Comments:
kim,
1) what's your halloween costume this year
2) where can we get mp3s of your band
3) is it true you walked into a stranger's house with jamie & took a piss while she meanwhile stole a lamp
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